Student: Is this really you? [Like several others, this student has expressed repeated interest in my college ID which I wear around my neck*.]
Me: It is. [Why else would I be wearing it, you little fool?]
Student: Then you need to fix your hair and get some glasses**. [Score: student 1, teacher 0.]
* Not my idea. The school requires it.
** I was broke at the time the photo was taken and couldn't afford contacts.
6 comments:
Blagh!
And you left him standing?
I hate my company badge photo. I've considered losing it for a new photo — but is vanity worth $25?
Beth, since you only show the back of your head, how does security know its you when you change your hair style?
I have the best idea. Find a decent picture of you where your head is the right size for the id and just tape it on there with some heavy duty clear mailing tape (that can easily be removed if someone makes a stink). Hmmm?
LOL! What a riot.
Yeah tape one on that looks like you, heee hee (security might not like that, though!)
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