Thursday, July 16, 2009

Really, what happened to common courtesy?

Dear Neighbor,

If I put out some orange traffic cones, will that stop your daily guest from parking on my lawn?

Sincerely yours,
Assuming Your Mama Didn't Teach You Any Manners

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Dear Neighbor,

Couldn't you at least carry some plastic bags to give the appearance that you intend to pick up the dog poop?

Sincerely yours,
Next Time I'm Flinging the Sh!t Across the Street and Into Your Yard

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Dear Neighbor,

Must you give me the hairy eyeball every time we cross paths?

Sincerely yours,
Trust Me I Have No Desire to Speak With You Either

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**inspired by the wonderings of Jenny F. Scientist

5 comments:

Smellyann said...

Is this all the same neighbor??

I'd bash in the windows of the "guest" the parked in your lawn!

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Let the air out of the tired? COurse, then it would be there longer!

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

(tires)

Momma Val said...

OMG, My pal Martha at A Sense Of Humor Is Essential writes loads of these and they are like medicine for me. Thanks for the hairy eyeball. . . . . too much. I was going to write some about seat pee-ers, bitchy moms, and bass thumpers. Love the hairy eyeball. Ha! I have a million and one things to say to the phony status seeker jerks I encounter. Ugh! Thanks for the laugh. :)

Nadine said...

Oh Val, you crack me up. Don't even get me started on the seat pee-ers and bass thumpers! hehe