And I rarely have those, since I try to avoid coffee unless absolutely necessary. I'm a tea drinker, but even after my starter mug of English breakfast (with milk and sugar!) I'm still dragging.
Five and a half hours of sleep is not nearly enough to put me at a functioning level. Not that the coffee will make me function well; it will just make me jittery and nauseous while still being exhausted.
But at least my combination of coffee, creamer, and a packet of hot cocoa with marshmallows tastes pretty good.
Hopefully, there will be details to follow on why I didn't get enough sleep last night. Hint: Freebird!