I received another letter from my girly doctor saying they were unable to contact me by phone and to call the office to schedule a repeat pap.
First of all, they have both of my phone numbers, so, really, how hard did they try to contact me?
Second, this will make three paps in six months. I feel certain that is too many. Not to mention the vaginal ultrasounds that I've had (two? three? I've lost count), and the fact that I'm supposed to have another one of those next month. Perhaps we should just set up a standing monthly appointment and they can poke and prod me to their hearts content.
Sorry menfolk, hopefully you stopped reading this quite sometime ago.