- I feel I should mention that not only do I have a Window! in my new office, but it is one that Opens! (Apparently not a given?) So I am enjoying a nice breeze of fresh air with a hint of freshly mowed grass. Sure beats the stale office air I'm used to.
- I just took a big sip of water and somehow before it made its way into my stomach, it detoured into my lungs and very nearly came out my nose and onto my keyboard. After much coughing and eye watering, one of the other managers walks by my office and says:
"What's wrong with you?"
"I just inhaled some water"
"That was stupid."